Things That Were At My Sweet 16 Birthday Party:
1) Cake
2) Ice cream
3) A recording of "Phantom of the Opera"
4) 10 friends

Things That Were At My Student's Sweet 16 Birthday Party:
1) Cupcakes
2) Ice cream
3) Dancing transvestites
4) Ice sculptures of Buddha
5) 400 people
6) Gloria Gainor singing "I Will Survive" (for realsies)

These times, they are a'changin.