Am I the only one that hopes that High School Musical 4 is set at Columbine?

I thought so.

I'm obsessed with grammar and my friends know it.

When they really want to irritate me, my friends will say things like, "Between you and me...." or "Him and I went to the store" and then laugh and laugh.

So I really shouldn't have been surprised, then, when my friend John came up to me yesterday and said, "Hey Jill. Just so you know, my favorite band is The Whom."

Sigh....

I would like to write a sequel to Everyone Poops entitled, You're The Only One Who Poops.

Then I'd give it to little paranoid children and tell them that the publisher only printed one copy.

It's possible that I have strep throat. Or perhaps the bronchitis has returned.

My money's on SARS.

The good news is that I've discovered Chloraseptic which numbs my entire throat whilst I sing onstage.

The bad news is, they don't have Chloraseptic for the soul.

I've checked.