Overheard today:
"I mean it's not that I'm a vegetarian. I just don't eat meat."
I can only assume that she's also not a procrastinator; she just puts things off.
Oh, and she's not a waitress. She just serves food to people at strategically placed tables in hopes that they will give her tips.
People are exhausting.
(You and I are both aware that I haven't been writing much lately, right friends? And it ain't gonna get much better, 'cause tomorrow I'm running off to do summer-stock theatre for two months. So...errr.....sorry? I'll try to be better. But I probably won't be. Sigh..... )
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
If a stupid girl says something idiotic in the woods, and no one is around to blog about it sarcastically, will karma still cause her to get hit by a bus ?
I only ask because I overheard this whilst in an elevator the other day:
"Yeah, so my teacher was talking about, like, how they're really poor in India and how even the kids have to work an do really hard labor...."
"...And, of course, I totally get that because I live in a fifth floor walk-up."
I only ask because I overheard this whilst in an elevator the other day:
"Yeah, so my teacher was talking about, like, how they're really poor in India and how even the kids have to work an do really hard labor...."
"...And, of course, I totally get that because I live in a fifth floor walk-up."
Friday, May 02, 2008
I need a hug.
No, nothing's wrong. I'm FINE.
It's just that sometimes, well, when you haven't dated anyone in a while....
(I just mean hypothetically, of course. Me? Oh, I date constantly. And hug right and left. It's really remarkable that I don't chafe from all the hugging.")
...well, anyway, IF you haven't dated in a while, it's possible that you could be suffering from lack of hugs. And holdings. And cuddles.
So I'm just gonna come right out and say it:
I could use some casual cuddling.
Call me a whore if you must. But a girl has needs.
You see friends, casual sex does not seem so hard to come by. You can hire a prostitute or use one of the seven billion websites designated for precisely that purpose. They even have mechanical devices for just such things.
But nobody's invented a plastic, vibrating device that will hold you when you're feeling sad.
So...if anyone happens to know a hugstitute....
Well, it's possible that I'd be willing to pay good money for a cuddle-job.
No, nothing's wrong. I'm FINE.
It's just that sometimes, well, when you haven't dated anyone in a while....
(I just mean hypothetically, of course. Me? Oh, I date constantly. And hug right and left. It's really remarkable that I don't chafe from all the hugging.")
...well, anyway, IF you haven't dated in a while, it's possible that you could be suffering from lack of hugs. And holdings. And cuddles.
So I'm just gonna come right out and say it:
I could use some casual cuddling.
Call me a whore if you must. But a girl has needs.
You see friends, casual sex does not seem so hard to come by. You can hire a prostitute or use one of the seven billion websites designated for precisely that purpose. They even have mechanical devices for just such things.
But nobody's invented a plastic, vibrating device that will hold you when you're feeling sad.
So...if anyone happens to know a hugstitute....
Well, it's possible that I'd be willing to pay good money for a cuddle-job.
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