Stop the presses!
Errrr.....if you have presses, that is.
I mean, don't go out and GET presses just so you can stop them. Because you'll probably never use them again. And then you'll be stuck with presses taking up space in your closet for months and months until you finally put an ad on Craigslist for "Gently Used Presses--Only Stopped Once" and it will be all my fault.
ANYWAY. All I'm saying is that I found out something very exciting yesterday and I want you all to stop (presses or otherwise) and recognize its awesomeness.
There is a Jewish holiday where you stay up all night and eat cheesecake.
Let's just review that. Staying up all night? Totally one of my favorite things. Eating cheesecake? Even MORE favorite. Like if I had to pick a favorite favorite, it would be eating cheesecake over staying up all night. But that's the sheer GENIUS of this holiday: I can have both.
This leads me to two very important questions:
1) When can I convert?
2) Does this mean that the Golden Girls were Jewish?