How NOT to Get Cast in a Children's Theatre Show
by Jill "Still Tactful" Twiss
Casting director: So Jill, do you have any questions about the show?
Jill: I do. Is there nudity?
CD: Errrrr......Jill, this is a show for children.
Jill: Oh I know. So is there nudity?
Jill: But you're still in rewrites, right?
CD: Well, yes.
Some people have no sense of humor.