How NOT to Get Cast in a Children's Theatre Show
by Jill "Still Tactful" Twiss

Casting director: So Jill, do you have any questions about the show?

Jill: I do. Is there nudity?

CD: Errrrr......Jill, this is a show for children.

Jill: Oh I know. So is there nudity?

CD: No.

Jill: But you're still in rewrites, right?

CD: Well, yes.

Jill: Awesome.

Some people have no sense of humor.