I don't have too much of a problem with the fact that one of our vice-presidential candidates has only a year and a half of experience as the governor of a fairly unpopulated state.

I don't even really have a problem with the fact that her husband works for the oil companies in a time when our country should be searching for alternative energy.

And I have no problem at all with the fact that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.

I do however, have a problem with the fact that Sarah Palin named her children Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig.

For realsies.

Did she pull these right out of the "1,000 Baby Names That Will Get Your Child Beat Up In The Eighth Grade" book?

And her youngest child? You know, the one born with Down Syndrome?

She named him Trig.

As in, the class that even high school kids whose chromosomes function normally can't pass? That seems a little cruel.

I can only assume that Track only has one leg.