Google thinks I'm a terrible person.

See, every once in a while, I write jokes for this other website. The website forces me to title those jokes, which I do by describing the topic of the joke at hand. Google then uses those titles, along with my name, to file the jokes in a splendidly orderish manner onto the interweb.

Genius.

Well, except that I discovered THIS title whilst googling myself the other day:

Sudan Teacher Imprisoned by Jill Twiss

Now, just to be clear, I have never once imprisoned a Sudan teacher. Damn you, google!

And it only gets worse, friends. I found this one this morning:

Yet Another School Shooting by Jill Twiss

Sigh....

This is worse, I think. Because not only does it imply that I do school shootings, but that I do so MANY of them that the world is basically BORED by the concept.

"So honey, anything interesting happen in the news today?"

"Eh, not really. Stock market's down. The President did something stupid. Oh, and yet another school shooting by Jill Twiss."

"Again? Jeez..... She should take up yoga."

I'm pretty sure I'm going to title my next joke: A Cure For Cancer Found

...by Jill Twiss.