I had someone kicked out of a comedy club the other night.

'Twas a new-and-different experience for me.

You see, friends, I thought I had him kicked out of the club because he was a drunken asshole, screaming incoherently at the top of his lungs throughout my (stellar) comedy set.

But in reality, I had him kicked out because he was Jewish.

I am aware of this fact because that was the statement he made after he called the police.

(Just to be clear, he called the NYPD. He did not, in fact, call the 80s rock band, The Police. Although, how awesome would that be? He would say, "She hates Jews!!" and then the band would sing "Roxanne." It would be the best comedy show ever!)

Sigh....

Some nights you start out a comedian and end up an anti-Semite. What can you do?