THINGS:

1) People pay a lot of money so they can sit in saunas and sweat. The air conditioning is not working in my car. Is this a potential money-making extravaganza?

2) Sometimes people read my blog in hopes of getting tips from an experienced stand-up comedienne like myself. I have one for them. It is this: As much as it seems like a good idea that everyone will love and get a chuckle out of, you might want to avoid accusing the audience members of incest. It seems that some people are sensitive about that sort of thing.

3) Someone CLEANED my kitchen this weekend. They did the DISHES and everything (the dishes, surprisingly did not cry out even once. They are not used to bathing, but took to it like fishies.)