There's a dilemma.

You see, I signed a confidentiality agreement at the Last Comic Standing auditions, which means I can't tell you if the audition went well or not.

But I can't stop you from clicking on this link.

I mean, I could try. I could try to stop you from clicking on this link that would tell you whether or not I made it through the audition.

I could tell you that it's a terrible, terrible link that might cause you to get inflammation of the kidneys or possibly gout.

But you wouldn't listen to me, would you? You would probably just click away on this link anyway.

Sigh.....

I've done all I can.