Here's a great thing about comedy:

One day you're in a crowded room performing in front of hundreds of people.

The next day? A bar on Long Island performing in front of six people, being heckled by an 85 year old man named "Peanut."

Wait.

That was bad grammar. The six people in the bar were not being heckled by Peanut.

I was.

And when I said "a great thing about comedy," I meant "a crappy thing about comedy."

Also, saying "No comments from the Peanut gallery." is not NEARLY as funny as one would think it would be in such a situation.

That's all.