It's cold.

A couple of days ago, the wind chill made the temperature negative ten degrees fahrenheit.

Negative temperatures concern me.

When my bank balance is negative, they don't just let it slide. You gotta pay back that money someday. With interest.

So my fear this: One day in May, it'll be like eighty degrees and sunny. Beautiful. And then some weather-thug will come up and demand his degrees back. He'll be like, "Remember that day in January? Well, you owe us and you owe us big."

And then it'll be thirty.

Sigh......