According to scores on the 2006 ACT college entrance exam, only 21 percent of students applying to four-year institutions are ready for college-level work in all the tested areas.

This is a huge concern since these students will soon be entering the workforce and, at this rate, the only job in America that they'll be qualified for is the Presidency.

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