I thought I was grouchy yesterday. But today I realize that yesterday I didn't even know the MEANING of grouchy.

Yesterday's grouchy was a molehill to today's mountain of grouchy.

Yesterday's grouchy was a grain of sand on the beach of today's grouchy.

On a grouchy scale of one to ten, I'm a thirty-two-point-five.

I get extra credit on the grouchy scale.

The awkward part, though, is that I can't tell you WHY I'm grouchy. Because, well, I've made a habit of TRYING not to badmouth people on my blog. Even if they don't read it, I don't think it's a proper way to relieve my frustrations, exactly.

But I was thinking maybe we could play 20-questions in the comments box. And you could guess why I'm grouchy and I could tell you if you're warm or cold.

It's possible this is a bad idea.

But I like it.