Last night I was procrastinating getting anything at all done and I decided that visiting a chat room might be a good idea. The following is a verbatim conversation that I had:

waliafamily2000 (12:58:07 AM): ur me gf

Jill (12:58:36 AM): Yes. i'd imagine that lines like that work out for you pretty regularly in real life

waliafamily2000 (12:58:58 AM): i love u

Jill(12:59:25 AM): understandably

Jill (12:59:55 AM): as that we've connected so well online and all. love was, i suppose, inevitable.

waliafamily2000 (1:00:13 AM): ya

waliafamily2000 (1:00:17 AM): i love u

Jill (1:00:21 AM): so you said

Jill (1:00:30 AM): not that repeating it makes it any less meaningful

waliafamily2000 (1:00:44 AM): i love u

waliafamily2000 (1:00:44 AM): i love u

waliafamily2000 (1:00:45 AM): i love u

waliafamily2000 (1:00:46 AM): i love u

waliafamily2000 (1:00:55 AM): i love u

Jill(1:01:00 AM): ok, i lied. it is becoming slightly less meaningful

waliafamily2000 (1:01:25 AM): i love you

Jill(1:03:05 AM): ever heard of playing hard to get?

Jill (1:03:09 AM): sadly, i think i'm going to have to end this relationship

waliafamily2000 (1:03:18 AM): i am love

Jill (1:03:25 AM): i just need some space

waliafamily2000 (1:03:43 AM): no u love me

Jill(1:03:52 AM): it's not you, it's me

waliafamily2000 (1:04:03 AM): i love you

Jill(1:04:21 AM): you'll forget in time

waliafamily2000 (1:04:30 AM): ur add

Jill(1:04:37 AM): but we must both move on with our lives

waliafamily2000 (1:04:43 AM): u love me

Jill(1:05:07 AM): bye

And who says you can't find love on the internet?