Today I was paid $30 to coach stand-up comedy in my apartment.  Sadly, I had to spend much time cleaning my apartment so as not to embarrass myself in front of my new client.
 
I hate cleaning desperately, so here's how I made it all work out in my head:
 
I coached the comedy for free.
 
Excitingly, I was paid $30 to clean my apartment.
 
Yay!