Princess Jill and the Prince Who Was Really a Frog by Jill Twiss

Once upon a time, there was a splendidly lovely girl named Princess Jill. You might have heard of her.

Most people have.

Additionally, in the very same kingdom, there was a boy named Prince Dumbhead. As the name might suggest, Prince Dumbhead wasn't so bright, but Princess Jill took it upon her generous self to fall in love with him anyway.

However, (and I can understand if you don't believe this part of the story. It certainly seems inconceivable.) when Princess Jill informed him of his fortunate luck, Prince Dumbhead did not seem properly grateful. In fact, he said he loved another---Princess Freakgirl.

But fear not for Princess Jill. She took his stupidity in stride. She figured it was probably a symptom of a hidden crack addiction or something.

In fact, eventually Princess Jill was elected President of the Kingdom (you probably didn't think someone could be Princess and President at the same time, but there is in fact no law against it) whereas Prince Dumbhead was elected to the position of Speed Bump in the city of New York.

And Princess Jill lived happily ever after.

THE END

[NOTE: The characters in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to people, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Although if you know anyone who bears resemblance to Princess Jill, you should maybe send her flowers or a nice note or something. Because she's probably pretty nice, really.]