OK, not to brag or anything, but I'm starting to actually get paid to do stand-up comedy.
Like real money, not just "all the tequila shots you can drink" (about three.)
And getting paid to do comedy is a REALLY fun thing. Really.
Because (and I suspect every comedian does this) at some point you start breaking it down to the amount of money you get paid per minute onstage.
Here's what I figured out:
Last weekend, I made two dollars and fifty cents per minute onstage.
That's almost as much as phone sex.