I teach classes in an after school program once a week. 

On Mondays the first and second graders have a choice:  They can either take Junior Cheerleading or Computer Programming.

I guess that was the school's way of saying, "Why wait till Junior High?  Let's separate the dorks from the cool kids here and now. "

Here's how I envision the class schedule for the rest of the week:

Tuesday: A choice between Junior Football and Chess
 
Wednesday: A choice between Weight-Lifting and Getting Shut in Your Locker
 
Thursday:  A choice between Organizing Your Social Calendar and Sitting at Home, Alone, In Your Star Trek Pajamas
 
Friday: A choice between The Road to Homecoming Queen and How to Disguise Your Brother as Your Prom Date
 
Teach them early, I tell you.