T-Mobile, my illustrious cell phone company, has come up with a new slogan:

T-Mobile--Get more from life

Thus, I suppose, implying that using T-Mobile as your cell phone provider will help you, the customer, get more from life (as opposed to the actual cell phones getting more from life, which seems like an unlikely interpretation of the slogan.)

Either way, I do not feel that this is exactly the right slogan to convey how T-Mobile affects my life. Thusly, I have written my own slogan that I feel more appropriately tells the public about the joy of T-Mobile:

T-Mobile--The perfect cell phone if you never want to talk whilst inside a building, or under an awning, or when anyone else is using a cell phone within a 50 mile radius

It's long, I know. But I feel like it caters to a very specific market that is rarely targeted by cell phone ads.

If you work at T-Mobile you can feel free to use this slogan in your next campaign. I need no payment. Just truth in advertising will be enough.