I'm not going to make fun of elderly people and talk about what terrible drivers they are. That's not my style.

I just think that people that have been driving for that many years deserve some special privileges.

Like their own lane on the road. A special lane, just for them. That would be a good privilege.

And I think it would be a good idea if that lane had those blow-up tubes on the side. You know, like the things they have on the sides of the lanes when kids go bowling?

That way when the car goes a little off course, it could just bounce right back in and continue merrily on its way.

Ideally, I also think they should get those little machines that re-set anything they knock down.