This is a true story. The other day as I was coming home from work, I noticed that the guys upstairs were throwing a recliner out of their window. Of course, I had to go up there and see what was going on. I mean, it’s not every day that people in my building are throwing their living room furniture out the window (maybe every other day...) "Why are you throwing your furniture out the window?" "Well," they said, "John said that if we threw the recliner out the window, it would definitely get stuck in the tree. But I thought that it wouldn’t." I had to know. "Did it get stuck in the tree?" I asked. His reply? "Not the first one….."